Once upon a time there was a donkey who loved his life all day he ate and ate and ate, surprisingly never full but when he felt a tummy rumble he had to go not out of the story just he had to go toilet so he went the side of the mountain and let it rip PFFFFFFF, AHHHHH (Now can we get on with the story),(were where we ha over here) once he was done he felt sad now instead of going back to eating he just sat and thought for a while and realized that there’s a meadow on the other side of the fields.
But once he got to the bridge he saw a green lump but when it got closer he realized it was Shrek but not scary
Because he wasn’t focusing on him he saw a yellow can in the water and saw the toxic sign that must of been why the water was green, then he looked further up the stream and saw a donkey taking a wis in the water, shrek got mad and rammed into the goat, the goat went flying then fell into the water…
The water started bubbling and fizzing crazy and 2 minutes later a huge hand popped out of the water and a sludge of hair crawled Out from the toxic waste, Shrek was left speechless. When the goat was out of the water he wasn’t a goat no moreHe was a three headed donkey with sharp teeth and crossed eyes and trice the goats height Shrek stood still as a rock a flash of fright as if Shrek’s soul got knocked right out of his body then PSSSSSSS what’s that sound Shrek didn’t notice because Of how afraid he was, he went toilet right in his pants.
(why this story is not at all like three billy goats
It’s just a goat that turns into a three headed donkey)
(Just let me finish would ya)
Shrek ran off with fright while leaving puddles everywhere behind him
The donkey mutant was fast a horse he ran after shrek and gobbled him
Up and ate the donkey that took a wis up the hill
And then took a long nap up the bridge and snorted so loud and fell down, flowed down the river and saw bubbles at the end and realized that it was a waterfall…
As soon as then mutant donkey fell off he saw the goat he saw in the water
On a log (What So the whole time the goat did not turn into a mutant)(Exactly)( so it was on the log the whole time)(MMMh)
(So whos the mutant then)
(Nobody knows who the mutant he might not even be a mutant
He or she might disabled for all we know)
THE END